Candice: Our whole office is sick. It's like a symphony of sniffles, sneezes and coughs. We should record it, run it though a few pedals, and release it on Partisan as a new noise band.
me: nasal band. Neti Potter and the Nasal Spray
Candice: Lil Sneezy
me: HAHAHA Johnny Snotten
Candice: HAHAHAHA
me: ArabMucinex
Candice: J NyQuillman
me: Deer Tick-ling Cough
me: Bob Cold
Candice: Stephen Mucus and the Sicks. Bronchitis Andronicus. Silver Flus
me: AHHHHHH. (ri) Co La. flu-ture islands
me: Odd Fluture. im not tired of this joke yet AT ALL
Candice: HAHAHAHA sames
Candice: Zycam'ron
Candice: Afrin Dunes. instead of Amen Dunes
me: TYlenol (Cold & Flu) Segall
me: Flucci Mane
me: Wacka Hocka Loogie
me: you realize we get to do this all over again when everyone comes back from SXSW sick, right?
Candice: Yes. But then we'll have learned more retarded band names at SXSW. I dunno if Wacka Hocka Loogie can be beat though.
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C'mon, yall: Don't let this punfest die. Leave your best in the comments.
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